Pryor Arrests- Attention

For the first time in their storied history, the Oakland Raiders have a Pryor on their roster that did not involve past jail time.

The mobile yet surprisingly patient QB showed poise behind a makeshift offensive line, making numerous accurate passes on the run.

The Dolts were unable to get anything meaningful going as Flip Rivers traded TD's for INT's all night, and backup, turned starter, turned backup Ryan Matthews sat out the second half with emotional issues for losing his job to a dwarf.

Dwarfy Woodhead emerged from the magical forest to be the lead back for the Deadbolts, only to trade the football for a bowl of porridge to the Raiders D.

Raiders 27 Rechargers 17